Yarn Yielder Pillows

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Here's your sweater back."

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

Cat Sisyphus

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

A Salmon Lie

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Sportknitting

Cross-country knitting.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"I love every single one of these."

Cattitude

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."