Yarn Yielder Pillows

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'It was this big. I swear'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Here's your sweater back."

String Theory for Beginners.

Knitted Kitty.

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

Cat Sisyphus

octopus knitting a jumper...

A Salmon Lie

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Cross-country knitting.

Sportknitting

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!