Yarn Teller T-Shirts

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'It was this big. I swear'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Here's your sweater back."

Knitted Kitty.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Sisyphus

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

octopus knitting a jumper...

A Salmon Lie

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'