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J.D. Vanderhoot and His Trusty 'Big Bertha'.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Breakthrough

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

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Strive to win!

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

Happy Champion

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'We're in a hurry.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

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