Yard Maintenance Admirer Prints

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Gardener

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Good News about winter

"He loves his leaf blower."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Taking it easy

The Last Leaf

Mantis Love

Beginning Yarder.

Nature Lovers

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Human males marking territory.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Leaves.

'I'm out of bags.'

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'