Yard Escapist Prints

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"How to deal with weeds."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Man skis through Tree.

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"I hate crowded parks!"

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."