Y2k Nostalgist Prints

'Y2K compliance!'

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Social Media

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

Courtney Love

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

'Modem Times,'

Encyclopedia

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'I googled it and it's true...Dad didn't have an iPad as a child.'

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

"You can't call yourself an adult if your school photo is digital."