Xmas Devotee T-Shirts

Reindeer

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Church Restoration Fund.

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

Christmas Eva

"Hold on fellas! It looks they're in need of my expertise."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"He had a list of women... He was sneaking out to their houses at night, giving them gifts..."

January Clearance

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

Slow Roast Yoga

Donald Trump Christmas card

"Happy Holidays."

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

'I just love Christmas!'

"Something for motion sickness?"

Do you know the time, Santa?

"All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names..."

Santa and Chums

You had me at baubles!