Wwii Anniversary T-Shirts

Putin celebrates the 70th anniversary of the second world war.

Sir Winston Churchill

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Dating is so expensive...

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Harry S. Truman

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Regular service or affected?"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

Authorization for the Use of Farce

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"I propose we build a panic room."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

01/08/45

Proxy War Redux

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."