Writing Instrument Collector Mugs

USING QUILLS

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Check out this new store."

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Biro Security

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Imagine Dragons

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

The Secret Life of Pens

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."