Writer Sibling Gifts

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Come dine with me!

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Bond James, Bond."

The Art Student.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Glastonbury. After.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Copycats

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Polly txt speak

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?