Wormhole Wanderer Mugs

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Time-space convergence ahead.

Please use other dimension.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"What we originally thought was a space-time wormhole, turned out to be a close-up of a 3/8 inch machine bolt."

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Never stick your arm into a wormhole in space...

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Can You Spot the Differences?

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

ET Mishap

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Monkey-artist

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Hats and Food

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Funnel of Love

Valentine Day

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"