Worm Watcher Prints

Saturated Fat...Might Work.

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Beaver tower

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'