Worm Warriors Prints

Under Attack.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Fish don't like worms.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Dissectum Paniculata

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Menace.

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

IUCN Pronouns

"You crushed it!"

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

Worm running away from hook.

"Oh, Hailey! You're so beautiful in the glimmer of the bonfire! If I didn't know it would make you pregnant, I'd give you a great big kiss!"

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'