Worldview Negotiator Pillows

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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Changing Minds

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"Beg for peace!"

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'My final offer.'

Middleast Peace

'Sir, for Heavens' sake, stop screaming! It's just Mr Winkleberger asking for a raise!'

'If negotiations sour, throw a handful in his eyes.'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"