Worldly Possessions Observer Pillows

'He took it with him.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

The Red Carpet

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Middleast Peace

'Live together in peace!'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"Please feel free to browse."

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Rolls Royce House and Car

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

New Capitalism

The world on lockdown

'I like it!'

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

US troops won't leave Iraq.

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

"With the world such a crazy mess, Condy and I decided we don't want children."

"Fake."

Terrorism

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

'I try to help when I can.'

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."

Syria Crisis