Worldly Possessions Observer Pillows

'He took it with him.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

Scientist seen on loch.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

The Red Carpet

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Please feel free to browse."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Middleast Peace

'Live together in peace!'

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

New Capitalism

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

The world on lockdown

'I like it!'

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

"With the world such a crazy mess, Condy and I decided we don't want children."

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

Terrorism

"The equities markets loves me, the equities markets love me not. . ."

US troops won't leave Iraq.

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."

'I try to help when I can.'

"Fake."

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.