World Wide Web Adventurer Mugs

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Binary Man

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

Pop up begger.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Hot Towel Web Service

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."