World Space Week Prints

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Teenagers!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'But what is the universe for?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Hair Crop Circle

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

The Pink Bantha

"Not now, Oliver."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Apple Pie Abduction

How am I abducting?