World News Day Pillows

'More floods, tornadoes, hurricanes and bailouts...on the news at 11...'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Press Freedom

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Freedom of the Press

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Sisyphean task with the free press.

Covid Lab Theory

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

Press freedom makes democracy.

'Democracy, okay?'

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

A Journalist's Weapons

"Good news on Wall Street today"

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

Freedom