World Homeless Day Pillows

The plight of the second homeless.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

National Everything Awareness Day

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

Happy National No Housework Day

Musical ice flows

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

'Samaritans, mission control'

Allowed to Starve.

Building Bridges

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'We're a protected species and an endangered species, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

'So would you say that your preparation for Leaving Care was 'good', 'adequate'or 'could have been better'?'

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

MANCAVELESS. Please help

OK...Little Issue!

'They're saying that with the new president change will be coming--I hope it's mostly quarters.'

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'A handful of rice? what did you do with the handful of rice I gave you yesturday?'

Spare some change... or I will eat the dog.

Lost my lease. Help me get my home back!

'Born again bums'

"Always have food with your wine. Want half a sandwich?"

'I'm hoping to have the finances in place, to move into a cardboard box soon.'