World Events Tracker Mugs

Start their day with a splash of wit—our world events tracker mugs are perfect for anyone eager to stay informed while enjoying their coffee or tea, adding humor to their daily routine.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.
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Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

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World Events Tracker Mugs Collection

World Events Tracker Pillows

Add personality to their space with pillows featuring clever designs inspired by current affairs and world events.

World Events Tracker Prints

Find eye-catching prints that celebrate current affairs, ideal for decorating their favorite space with wit and insight.

World Events Tracker T-Shirts

Discover funny and smart t-shirts for those fascinated by world news and current events—perfect for making a statement.