World Events Evaluator T-Shirts

Wear their passion for analyzing world affairs with pride! Our stylish t-shirts are perfect for anyone who loves to stay informed and share their insightful perspective.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.
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Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

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World Events Evaluator T-Shirts Collection

World Events Evaluator Mugs

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World Events Evaluator Pillows

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World Events Evaluator Prints

Browse prints that celebrate the art of evaluating world events. Ideal for decorating a study or office space with wit and style.