World Dominion Schemer Fan Prints

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Next in Lion

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Repossessed Properties.

China's Pacific Expansionism

'We're looking to expand our globalization into countries that don't extradite.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'You're obsessing again.'

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Happy Halloween

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

"He used to want to take over the world."

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

"Our plan for world domination starts with the chew toys."

'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'

'Hey, I remember you -- You overthrew ME!'

'Your book, 'THE END IS NEAR'...if a reality, would necessitate, upon publication, that a book royalty payment be paid very fast or none at all.'

Remember, we're writing our wedding vows - I don't want to hear any of your world domination nonsense!"

'I put a dab of Pine-Sol behind each ear and my husband thinks I've been cleaning all day.'