World Cup Commentator Mugs

As If We Had All the Answers

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

I think you're ace

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Perils of the double play.

Kenny Dalglish

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Cricket widow's revenge 2