World Clean Up Day T-Shirts

recycling

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bees SOS

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Litter Pick

City Windfarms.

The new global mantra flag for the future

Price may vary with weather.

Bottletrees.

Wash your hands

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Water scarcity in Africa

Cuba applauds its doctors

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Climate change skeptics.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Recycling centre

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

Solar Power.

"Are you concerned about global warming?"

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'