World Bee Day Pillows

No Mow May

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bees SOS

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Get out of my face!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Move, Gary."

Sorry

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Bees Are Social Creatures.

Bees v Wasps

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

Bee in flight.

Crisis Buzz.

"Keeping busy?"

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Honey Costume

Bee Chess

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Employee of the month...

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees