World Bee Day Pillows

No Mow May

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bees SOS

"Get out of my face!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Comb Sweet Comb

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Time is HONEY

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Bees v Wasps

"Move, Gary."

Sorry

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

Bee in flight.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Keeping busy?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Crisis Buzz.

Honey Costume

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Bee Chess

Employee of the month...