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'Exactly who is fighting against whom in Syria?'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Travelling

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Airport

'I'm an atheist!'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Greece

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.