Workweek Survival Prints

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I hate Mondays.'

It's A Breeze

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Do not feed the clerks.

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"Lunchward ho!"

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"I hope your day is going bad."

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

Sunday Monday

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

Back to Work

"Miss Caldwell, write twenty letters, make five Xerox copies of each, feed the whole lot into the shredder, and then, if it's five o'clock, you may go home."

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

Mondays...

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

You're lucky you took the buyout. I was downsized.