Workweek Struggler T-Shirts

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

'I hate Mondays.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"What time is it mentally?"

Do not feed the clerks.

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

"Lunchward ho!"

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"I hope your day is going bad."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

Sunday Monday

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

Back to Work

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Stan, perhaps you can stop into my office on Monday. I don't want to ruin your weekend.'

Mondays...

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

Popping 'IN' to work at 9am, sneaking 'OUT' at 5pm

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

"I was thinking about what we should do this weekend, and I have a few ideas for you to reject."

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'