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"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I hate Mondays.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

I hate monday mornings.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

Sunday Monday

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

Bernie Sanders

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

Back to Work

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

Mondays...

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

I don't like mondays

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'