Workstyle Innovator Gifts

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

Dare to be different.

Modular Offices

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

"Does it not gladden the heart to see Lowry adapt so well to our new low overhead policy?"

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."