Workspace Wrecker Prints

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Free Range Employees.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

You are here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Job hoppers.

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."