Workspace Wonder Mugs

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Multitasking.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Claus 2.0

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

The Move.

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

You are here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I miss the old cubicles."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'