Workspace Wonder Mugs

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Multitasking.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Claus 2.0

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

You're a workaholic, Jan.

The Move.

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

You are here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I miss the old cubicles."