Workspace Organization Prints

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'Yes, can I help you?'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Shake it all about sign on desk

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'