Workspace Minimalist Pillows

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

'It's true that gernerally speaking, work space is getting smaller, but in your case, that hasn't happened.'

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Well, yes, we did have to downsize operations a bit ... "

Paperless office.

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

The Meeting Agenda: Start Simple

Raining Cell Phones.

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

"I guess it's okay for you to go home at the end of the day if you think that's fair to the stockholders."

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"My husband works from home."

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"To save money we're moving you from a cubicle to a tribicle."

"'Hot desking' doesn't work with just one desk."

'A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.'

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

'I asked if I could work from home.'