Workshop Prankster Mugs

Student in woodwork class stealing bits of wood from furniture.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'Court's in recess!'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"