
"Your job performance is excellent, but surveillance video shows you've developed bad posture and an alarming facial tic."
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"Your job performance is excellent, but surveillance video shows you've developed bad posture and an alarming facial tic."
"Staff support"
A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'
"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'
'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'
Office Ergonomics.
"It's hard to keep good people."
"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"
'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'
Find out that man's name and give him a rise.
The Dangers of National Safety Week.
Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."
'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)
a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work
'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'
'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'
If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.
Suggestion box paper shredder.
"So I can eat better here at work."
"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"
'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'
Office Safety.
'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'
'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'
'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'
"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."
Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!
'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'
Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.
"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."
'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'
"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."
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