Workplace Transition Prints

'Basically, the work here is a matter of supply and demand...you upply it when I demand it!'

"Who's the new guy?"

'I've been looking at the bottom line. I'm laying you off.'

"When I asked you to convert us to being entirely paperless, Tom... I wasn't including toilet paper in the staff washroom!"

"I miss the old water cooler."

“I don’t know how to put this...but your replacement Chat GBT does.”

'You've delegated the staff way too much authority. They want you to clean out your desk.'

'We usually give you a watch to remind you of your time with us, but decided this would be more appropriate.'

"You'll be head of HR & R, Human Relations and Reductions."

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Others will fight for you

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Work/Life Balance

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Work Parfait

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."