Workplace Safety Manager Mugs

'Now we're going to stay here until we reach our safety goal!'

Acme Clocks.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We need a union!'

Time Out For Teddy

Safety Barriers

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Labor Day '19

No Smoking.

Wear a helmet

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

First Aid Box

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'