Workplace Reformer Mugs

"Sorry, you are simply not the right man for the job."

'Sir! I just had a great idea! Why?'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

"Fabulous application, great experience... Would you like to come back when you're a man!"

Tackling sexual discrimination in the workplace.

"We have illegal immigrants working here. You can't be more diverse than that!"

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Suggested to get rid of the suggestion box.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

You don't have to have big tits to work here, but it sure does help!

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

"But my dear, we don't pay you less because you're a woman, we pay you less because we're men!"

'The job still pays peanuts, but since we joined the union, we get larger peanuts.'

'Sir, can I talk to you? I'm a victim of bullying!'

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

Women Have To Choose

"I feel like a man trapped in a woman's salary."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Sick

Pre-Old Blues

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Bureau of Power to the People

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"