Workplace Irony Lovers Prints

'All work and no play may make you dull, but it also makes you Vice President.'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

"You have a grossly exagerrated view of your own importance. You'll make an excellent department head."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

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'Yes, Mr Gurkinsky is the lawyer who specializes in advocating employees who are endangered of getting fired because of staying away from work for too long... unfortunately, I haven't seen Mr Gurkinsky for about three weeks...'

"It's the latest directive from senior management about how to run a 'paperless office'!"

"By golly, if I can make it an enjoyable environment then it's no longer work, it's fun!..."

'You remember Mr. Horton? You know, the one you said to give the 'clean desk' award to? -- you fired him three years ago.'

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

'The facts speak for themselves: My opinion however is in the accompanying letter with your redundancy package.'

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'You were the last person I expected to fall down on the job, Trubshaw.'

"Management think staff need to use their initiative more, and they forwarded a 65 page memo on how they want you to do it."