Workplace Hero Prints

'No matter how toxic the corporate culture gets in his department, Bill can always be counted on to suit up and show up!'

"All I said was we completely agree with all of your proposals."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

Good report, Morton. Work on it a little more until it sounds like one of mine.

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'So you've come crawling back.' - 'No, I'm drunk.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'Here's the new project, finished and on time. Don't ask what I had to go through to get it done.'

"When I first took over discipline was very bad. Well I'm glad to say we now seem to have turned a corner!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Storm in the out tray

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Covid and Restarting School

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

In - Out - Pending.