Workplace Entertainer Prints

Office man using his desk organizers to play golf.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Boss's Desk Says No!

Clown on bike.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Sign - Halt manager crossing

A Guide to Balloon Animals

The Rooster Comedian.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Comedy Cafe

'What's wrong now?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"That'll be five bucks."