Workplace Empowerment Gifts

"The boss sent my job overseas and me to the unemployment line!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

International Women's Day

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Woman carries the world.

Leadership suits you

The Ascent of Woman

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Mod Kwan Doh

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

Hillary Clinton

'He moved the party from the Grand Hotel to Denny's, and our Christmas bonuses are staple removers with our names on them.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

International Women's Day

Glass Ceiling

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

At This Rate

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Do you hire the handicapped?'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

Workplace bullying.

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'