Workplace Culture Connoisseur T-Shirts

Bosses sign reads 'Thank you for not crawling'.

"Staff support"

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

'I give this one about three months...'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

"Business has been steady."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Employer of the month...and every month.

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

'In line with our offering choices around here, would you prefer to be downsized or outsourced?'

'I'm going to train you to 'Confront Difficult People'... okay, raise your hands if you're a difficult person.'

'You impressed one of our new managers in Calcutta so much, he's arranged for you to marry his daughter.'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'There are two kinds of people, Harris. Those that KISS butt and those that KICK butt.'

'We can't let the girl on work experience go, she is the only one who can change a ink cartridge.'

'When you said the firm was going under, we thought you meant figuratively.'

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."

"Hold my calls Miss Stevens. I'm going to be very very busy all afternoon."