Workplace Comic Collector Prints

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

Stenographer transcribing 'zzzz' as boss sleeps.

'Another sick note from your employer !'

Woman in office with sign reading 'Love Thy Neighbor'.

'Mr. Lewis, that's not what the interns are here for.'

'You've been loyal for years, Rufus. The time has finally come to shaft you.'

Tensions in the office

'Hello, parent company? -- the guy at the next desk keeps LOOKING at me!'

"Your water, sir."

'Ms. Parker, who undercooked these numbers?'

'I've worked for him for seventeen years and he's never once shown his true colors.'

'He does all he can to keep from doing all he could.'

Floor manager.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."

The board slashed my bonus but let me use my World's Greatest Boss mug as a tip jar.

'Bucking the system again are we Walters?!'

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Road closed men working

'Now read that back to me.'

'Well, this is a stroke of luck. Finding you awake.'

'I'm sorry, my mom has told me not to talk to strangers.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."