Workplace Celebration T-Shirts

Komplains window.

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Pass the Buck

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

After party at the spill club.

Team Work

'And as my chart clearly shows, I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'In case the guys organize a game.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.