Workplace Awareness Training Prints

'Sexism in the workplace meeting (Blue-eyed blondes especially welcome)'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

National Everything Awareness Day

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Movember

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

Sewer Rats

"In principle we're happy with the trust idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated!"

'Jones, I have asked this officer to arrest you on the grounds that you are a serial time killer.'

'I don't known why these people are always complaining... we give them stimulating challenging work.'

Lack History Month

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Environmental danger.

'Dean, for you, the stress management seminar is not, I repeat, not optional.'

"We want safe spaces away from inappropriate comments about builder's bum."

Sexual Harassment

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"So that's where it goes! well, I'd like to thank you fellows for bringing this to my attention."

'Anyone that needs further proof can see Carl after the meeting.'

"...and this is where we train our employees to think out of the box"

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

"By the way, this is our new company motivational webpage."

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

"But do you feel invisible?"

"You can't just go around calling a goose 'silly' nowadays."

Highway sign: Toxic waste area next 3 miles. Don't breathe