Workplace Ally Pillows

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

'This complaint of your of sex discrimination.'

'Sexism on the workfloor? Stamp it out wherever you find it!'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

'These are job perks.'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'Yes, can I help you?'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'Productivity is up. Lay off a couple of more employees.'

InIn by-products.

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'