Workplace Advocacy Mugs

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"And remember Miss Wilson, if you have any sexual harassment from anybody below director level, let me know."

"We need a temporary employee to approach our ceo and demand we be unionized"

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"...as far as most of us are concerned you're just one of the chaps!"

"I remember we used to take in the staff room about Unions, and what the point of membership was..."

Motivation to work

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'He moved the party from the Grand Hotel to Denny's, and our Christmas bonuses are staple removers with our names on them.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'HR fired me because of an 'unstable job demand'. When I demanded a decent wage, they said I was unstable.'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

"Let's compromise, you forget about a pay rise and I'll forget about a pay cut."

'You can't sack me just because I'm totally useless. That's discrimination against totally useless people.'

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'

Man to new female employ "...As for sexism, that's not something you'll have to worry your pretty little head about"

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

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