Workplace Adaptation Mugs

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Yes, can I help you?'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Moby Dick

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Productivity is up. Lay off a couple of more employees.'

InIn by-products.

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.